Free UK Shipping on all orders over £35 💌 All orders ship from UK

1 2

The Jewelled Gold Foil Edition - My Cat Thinks You're a C***

The Jewelled Gold Foil Edition - My Cat Thinks You're a C***

£22.99
£22.99
Sale Sold out
Taxes included. Shipping calculated at checkout.
Please select a size
This is the absolute EmPurr-ess of all our wall art pieces. 

The vibe: 90s nostalgia x feral maximalist unapologetic glam.

Dopamine decore-whores gather!

Available in A5 or A4, framed or unframed. If you choose a framed print, it will arrive in the gold frame pictured. 

✨ Free UK shipping on orders over £35!

🎄 Limited Christmas availability: Each print is finished by hand, so I can only make a small number in time for Christmas.

How it’s made: We apply the lustrous gold foil using a specialist heat-and-pressure technique. This gives the lettering its rich shine and striking contrast. Next, we embellish the space around the text with a constellation of multicoloured crystalline gems, adding depth, colour and sparkle. Because each gem is placed by hand, no two pieces are exactly alike.

💎 A5 prints feature approximately 35-45 gems 
💎 A4 prints feature approximately 80-90 gems, making them our most richly embellished version.

Why you'll love it:
♡ Designed, handmade & fulfilled by an equally feral/fancy cat mum
♡ Unique gift that says 'I get you'
♡ Not available in stores
♡ You'll be supporting a small, independent business
♡ Dispatched within 1–3 working days
♡ Planet-approved, eco-conscious packaging

Packaging

Unframed: Your print arrives carefully protected — a layer of vellum paper over the foil, a sturdy backing card underneath, all sealed in a biodegradable cello pouch to keep moisture out.

Framed: For framed prints, we add a discreet spacer to leave a small gap between the print and the protective glazing, giving the hand-set gems room without pressing against it. The print arrives framed, protected, and ready to hang or gift straight from the box. We take extra care with packaging to make sure the frame reaches you in perfect condition.

Shop with confidence
Pay securely at checkout with Shopify Payments or PayPal. 

Dedicated customer service. If your order isn’t just purr‑fect, or you have any questions or requests, get in touch. I’ll do everything I can to help you out. 

Print specs:

  • A5: 14.8 x 21 cm 
  • A4: 21 x 29.7 cm
  • 250gsm premium black card stock — heavyweight, fade-resistant.

Frame specs:  

  • A5 frame: 19.1 x 25.2cm
  • A4 frame: 24.9 x 33.9 cm
  • Gold frame, crafted from high-quality Polcore with a durable MDF backing
  • Shatter-resistant plexiglass front — optically clearer than glass, and used by museums and professional framers for exactly that reason
  • Wall fittings included for both portrait and landscape display

Our gems are made of acrylic.

Print care:

Handle with care: Hold the print by the edges and avoid touching or rubbing the foiled or gemmed areas.

Keep dry: Avoid moisture and humid areas such as bathrooms.

Avoid direct sunlight: Display away from prolonged direct sunlight to protect the paper and finish.

If storing unframed: Keep flat in a protective sleeve — do not roll or bend. Displaying behind glass or acrylic will best protect the foil finish long-term.

View full details

Delivery

  • Dispatch: 1–2 working days, ships from the UK with Royal Mail.
  • Free UK shipping over £35 (Standard Tracked)
  • Standard delivery £2.99 or upgrade to express delivery at checkout.
  • Please note that these are approximate timelines; we cannot guarantee the accuracy of these timelines on behalf of Royal Mail.

Returns

  • 30‑day returns on non‑personalised items. Buyer pays return postage.
  • Start a return: email carly@kittencubandco.co.uk with order number.